Saturday, July 11, 2009

Amazing Train versus Tornado video (w/bonus personal nattering)

One day I was stupid. No, scratch that, I was REALLY stupid. It was Aug. 11, 1999, and I was living in Salt Lake City at the time. I worked downtown and on my lunch hour I used to go to the Borders Bookstore in Crossroads Mall (which I believe has been torn down now as part of the Mormon Church's attempt to make downtown Salt Lake City into a vapid wasteland similar to Scientology-haunted Clearwater, Florida).

On that day, I was reading a biography of Vera Nabokov (wife of Vladimir and a terribly interesting person in her own right). I remember hearing a BANG!** and so I wandered out to the entrance of the mall to see what was going on. The wind was really blowing hard, so hard that the metal sign poles were being bent back. Across the street, I could see one of the horse carriages (and horses) being pushed backwards with the force of the wind.

Instead of staying inside the mall, where I'd be better protected, I went out into the entrance and there I saw it. A tornado, crossing Temple Square, on its way to thrashing damage across the Avenues. I remember saying to the few other people who were gathered there, "Look, look, you can see the trash spiraling around." And you could. Then it was over, I went back inside, continued reading my book until it was time to get some lunch and go back to the office.

When I got back to the office, my coworkers were packing up to leave. Why? Well, because what I'd seen had been a tornado and downtown Salt Lake was basically being shut down. I ended up calling my mother to tell her I was OK, but, as luck would have it, she'd not turned on the TV and so had not seen the news about the tornado. I do remember my boyfriend being exceptionally jealous. "I've always wanted to see a tornado," he said. Well, yeah, I saw one, at probably less than 200 yards, but I had no idea what it was. If I had known it was a tornado, I would have probably run screaming for somewhere.

Which brings me to this video. It shows you how powerful tornadoes are and, above all, how QUICKLY the damage can occur.





Here's more information about this particular tornado from the NOAA. It was a rare January tornado in 2008.

And the lesson we take away from this, kiddies, is that tornadoes are not to be messed with. If a tornado heads your way, you need to get in the lowest spot possible (e.g., the tornado cellar or that water-filled ditch on the side of the road). I was told that if you are in a place without a cellar, going into the bathroom and getting into the bathtub (and if you could drag a mattress over you--good luck!) would be as good a protection as you could expect. Why, you might ask? Well, all the support for the plumbing and the pipes plus the tub and all that, you might actually survive.

Now I live in Arizona, where we don't have tornadoes but we do have violent microbursts. My dad's roof was taken off several years ago in a microburst and his skinflint insurance company would only pay to reroof the front side. Yanno, this is why people hate insurance companies. What good would reroofing only one half of the house do??

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**That BANG! was a transformer blowing up as the tornado crossed it. For more info about this tornado, here's Wikipedia.

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Fixin' to

Reading a reply to a comment I made on blog post made me laugh. She used the phrase "fixing to." It made me laugh, because it's so Texan!

I lived in Texas from 1973 to 1994. I went to junior high, high school, university and law school in Texas. And I picked up some Texas-isms that not only identify me as a long-time Texan, are also darned difficult to be rid of.

The biggest one, and not really a Texasism but a Southernism, is "y'all." It's that second person plural that we don't have in English. "You guys," "you people" etc. are just not substitutes.

But the second one, at least for me, is "fixin' to."

Here's a definition from the Urban Dictionary:
Generally used only in the state of Texas, 'fixing to' is the equivalent of 'about to' or 'getting ready to'. If used outside of Texas, likely the person using it is from Texas or has spent a great deal of time in Texas. Also, this person will likely be on the receiving end of, "You're... what?"
And yes, "You're ... what?" is a typical reaction. I worked at a job in Salt Lake City where every day I'd come out of the upstairs loft and say to everyone that they needed to get off the system, because I was "fixin' to" run the day-end reports. Finally, one day my manager Tillie (who I remember with great fondness) said to me, "Fixin' to? Aren't you just 'about to'?" Which led to a discussion and an admission from me that my mother would probably cringe to hear her university-educated daughter say "fixin' to."

From that day on, I worked hard to get that phrase out of my vocabulary. This process was encouraged by my next job at the tech support desk here in Arizona, because I basically eliminated the remaining Texasisms and acquired Utahnisms in favor of blandissima "standard English." For the most part.

I may not say "fixin' to" anymore, but I've hung on to "y'all" pretty tenaciously and I do like to bring out the Utahnism "ignert" (ignorant) for special occasions, usually involving amazingly stupid politicians.

I'm fixin' to say to y'all: "My, he's ignert."

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Official: DXB, AUD Getting More Expensive

A survey out today shows that Tokyo is now the world's most expensive city for an expat to live (it was number 2 last year). London has dropped from last year's 3rd to this year's 16th.

Of particular interest to me (this year's rank first, last year's in brackets):
20 (52) Dubai
26 (65) Abu Dhabi
37 (28) Madrid
38 (31) Barcelona

Full story here.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Our New Location in Antalya, Turkey


















The Language House will be opening a new location in Antalya, Turkey begining in 2010. Located along the Turquoise Coast, also known as the Turkish Riviera, Antalya offers beautiful beaches, a culturally rich history with a modern lifestyle.

You can wander the oldest section of town which appears virtually untouched even though its centuries old. Turkey's blend of European culture combined with the east makes for a highly satisfying journey which must not be missed. Enjoy Turkish hospitality, unforgettable cuisine and a thriving nightlife that never ends.

Due to Antalya's thriving economy as well as being a tourist destination, there is a big demand for English teaching jobs here and in the rest of the southern region.
We provide you with all the tools you need for finding work as an English teacher. You can also enjoy a low cost of living here during and after the course with housing starting as low as 300 euros per month.

Our latest location will be located in the center of town just by the clock tower with great view overlooking the sea. Why put off living in paradise any longer? Start off the new year 2010 with us along the Turkish Riviera. Come and Join Us!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

The mother of all skeletons

Sarah Palin announced this afternoon that she was not only not going to run for another term as Alaska governor, but she'd be resigning in a few weeks.

In a word: "WHAAAAAAAA???"

It's general political wisdom that you try to run your campaign for the next higher office from your current elected office. That way, you have a base to work from and you can get Free Publicity (And News Coverage) For Your Official Acts.

Not only that, you don't make announcements like this on the day before a national holiday (and, on a quasi-three day weekend for just about everyone except for us working stiffs) unless you really want it to disappear quietly. As one of my friends waggishly put it, "It took Sarah Palin to knock Michael Jackson off all three cable news networks." So much for disappearing quietly.

This doesn't make any sense. All I can think is that Palin has the mother of all political skeletons in her closet. Seriously, she's resigning and Sanford isn't (at least not yet)? I didn't think that Vanity Fair article was all that bad, at least for a whackaloon Republican governor. We all pretty much knew this about her before.

Mother. Skeleton. Closet. Gotta be. Waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Update: I couldn't resist. Play her off, Keyboard Cat.



Friday, July 3, 2009

Best Practice for Teaching Arabic: A Communicative Approach | 2009 |  | CASAW

Practice for Teaching Arabic: A Communicative Approach 2009 CASAW

Practice for Teaching Arabic: A Communicative Approach 2009
Intensive Course in Teaching Arabic to Adults:A Communicative Approach


Location: British Council, 10 Spring Gardens, London, SW1A 2BN

The Centre for the Advanced Study of the Arab World (CASAW), a joint initiative between the universities of Edinburgh, Durham and Manchester, will be running a 1-week intensive CPD course in teaching Arabic to to non-native speakers using a communicative approach.

Aims of the Course
The broad aim of the course is to raise the standard of the teaching of Arabic in UK academic institutions and schools. The CASAW Teaching Arabic course is designed to help participants design and deliver Arabic classes in a dynamic and communicative manner which ensures a high level of student motivation and rapid academic progress in all four language skill-areas: speaking, listening, reading and writing.

http://www.casaw.ac.uk/index.php/weoffer/more/best_practice_fo_teaching_arabic_a_comunicative_approach_3-7_august_british/

Thursday, July 2, 2009

European Language Day 26th September

A celebration of the worlds many diverse languages, get involved.

http://www.ecml.at/edl/find.asp